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Looking to spruce up your wardrobe for Devils Night? I for one, coordinate a tee with certain days that tend to go from stressful to mass destruction. Coordinate before madness sets in!

1. We All Float Down Here


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Why IT so buff?

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you will all be JACKED DOWN HERE!

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You’ll lift too!

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oh, shit

wheres the video of the Danish news reporter and the car falling into the lake behind him and he goes “Oh!… shit. Okay.”

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No, seriously though, in Norse mythology this was the fist sign of Ragnarok, aka the Final Godly Beatdown Warmageddon.

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are we finally getting a REAL apocalypse I’m getting real tired of being let down

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#SHAN WHERE IS THAT PIC OF LOKI YOU EDITED #THE ONE WHERE HE’S READY TO PARTY  

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hope ur ready to ragnarok and roll

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Isn’t Thor: Ragnarok coming out this year? Plot twist of all plot twists: the prophetic Ragnarok was actually referring to the marvel movie.

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Okay, reblogging for that last one.

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Marvel’s pulling out all the stops for promotion of this movie

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vicious mockery is my favorite spell in dungeons and dragons because like

A) it does decent damage

B) it’s a cantrip

so canonically, a talented musician can murder commonfolk by hurling a single insult at them (average damage at 17+ level is 10, max 16.). imagine a chaotic evil bard who becomes a serial killer and the local guards are afraid to pursue him because you might go up and say “you’re under arrest” but then he just retorts ‘your mom is under arrest” and you fucking die on the spot

that same musician, if he can manage to successfully insult the world’s most fearsome ancient dragon 55 times without dying first… it dies. a process which would still take only about 11 minutes (assuming the bard has a spell DC of 19, meaning the dragon would fail about 50% of the saves.)

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A Bard could kill a dragon over the course of a single Roast session.

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I want to see a character built entirely around this single mechanic

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